Some people just never learn.  It doesn't matter if they've made a similar mistake before, or if someone else made the same fuck-up before them.  Politicians who fuck up always have an insane god-like ego because they never think they'll get caught.  Of course, when they do eventually get caught its the ultimate kick in the nuts they've ever ( Read more... )

So its becoming apperent that the teaparty is here to stay so long as Obama is black and God-Hating Liberals control both houses of Congress.  As we destroy their fever dream induced utopian vision of America they become more and more riled up by the Walt Disney conservatives and racists.  On the bright side, Michelle Bachmann now is among people ( Read more... )

This post may be dissappointing to some since it's not solely focused on the subject of politics.  Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of fodder floating around the political world for me to snark at.  I've just been feeling lazy and not up to writing about politics.  So this post will contain some political snarkery, just not a sole devotion.  ( Read more... )

Whether they know it or not, the 3-Ring Circus at Faux News has performed the equivalent of having anal sex with its girlfriend for the first time while sitting on a hornet's nest.  I know that's a vomit inducing metaphor, but thats the only way I can think to describe just exactly what the extreme right is doing.  In between messing with a can of ( Read more... )

Apperently there is no written rubric outlining what one can and cannot call a conspiracy.  This is the only justification I can think of that can possibly explain why the Birther movement refuses to fucking die.  Well, that and Liz "Toe-Gagging" Cheney endorses it.  And of course we all know that if a Cheney says it, it must be true!  In all ( Read more... )

First post!  Yay, but now is not the time for celebration.  Recently I was fired from my job as a temporary associate at my local Wal-Marx as a member of the overnight shift remodel crew.  They cited it on my release as insubordination for repeated profanity violations.  Granted, I curse like a sailor, and it is prohibited by company policy, but ( Read more... )